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i finally found something to put on this page!!! i'm still working on it lol, i'll keep adding stuff!! its not that good at the mo but OH gemma's funny lol BRUSHAGE!!! yay!
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This section of the page is dedicated to random stuff my mates have said ...
- GEMARSE!
"i love my monkey!" (it can go anywhere)
"Therefore, you are a geek!" (lol you can imagine a huge speech of why this person was a geek lol unfortunately i only caught the last part of the conversation!)
"Wonkiness is not fun" (i'm sure the good people of dorothy perkins appreciated that comment gem!!)
"GOD i'm funny" (and thats why we love you!!!)
"no coz it sucks big fat monkey butt" (gemma's response when i asked her why she wasn't going to her English lesson...)
"i dont know why a donkey would be able to play a balalaika but i'll accept it" (i think i'm the only one who knew what she was on about there!)
"Bad things happen in foreign places" (indeed)
"It's her arse so it's her fault" (...i love you gemma)
"english no longer sucketh the large monkeys anus" (thank fuck for that)
"windows are see-through nowadays" (and they weren't before...?)
"don't molest my polar bear!" (its the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...)
"i can quote myself all day!" (so can we)
IAN
"Have i actually seen your ears?" (yup... definately the weirdest question i was asked that day!)
"You don't want to meet DJ Angry!" (ok i wont slap you nemore then i promise!!!)
JOHN aka Furboy
"i am the string, i can be any length" (see the amazing furboy! he can't fly but he sure can jump in a stylistic and slightly camp fashion!)
ME
"he has a REALLY nice...tie!!!" (i meant to say "tan" honest!)
"special" (with the speech marks and everything...special needs in the words of barry!)
"do ya want a kitkat?!" (i have shitloads!!)
ANTHONY
"gypsies stole my tamagochi" (true story... well i found it amusing)
"ants are now officially cool" ("...i mean they carry LEAVES and stuff how cool is that?!")
JIMMAAAAY!
"i'm a ball of energy with skin and facial hair" (we love you jimmy oh yes we do)
RAFFY"What would you do if u were a bird?" (ok maybe that was the weirdest question i was asked!)"If you put eyes on this it'll look like a cow! MOO!" (yes laura! *nods*)
TIIIIIIIIINO!!
"i like to abuse my friends" (especially when she's been on the fanta!!)
"you chocolate liqueur licking fiend you!!!" (well i guess i deserved that too)
"i dont have brains in the back of my head you know!" (aaw bless...they must be in the front then!)
"i still dont see the point of mittens apart from keeping your hands warm" (erm...)
"what's a tree?" (oh bless)
"stop saying vagina!!!" (erm....no. #vagina...#)
Other Random People!!
"In your FACE, Jesus!!"
"I am Spam the Deciple..."
"...Monkey?"
"He's old enough to be my dad!! ...if my dad started having sex at an unusually young age..."
(thanx for being weird, people!)
i'll add more stuff later when i remember!!!
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Stuff That Rules My Arse
- my mates :0) (oh aren't i lame!!!) YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!
- PENGUINS!!!!
- Blink182! # everythings gonna be fine...#
- Foo Fighters!! (yummy dave grohl... and all the bands he's in!!!!) # fingernails are pretty fingernails are good...#
- Jack Black... yum in a bunage! And they called themselves the D!! SHAAAAWN!
- Green Day....Chili Peppers....Barenaked Ladies #but not a real green dress that's cruel#
- Lots and lots of music in general.... RAAAAWK!!! haha
- Scrubs! #99 red balloons...# in-YOUR-endo!!!
- Jay and Silent Bob!!! *booooonging* motherfuck motherfuck noige noige noige!!! if u plan to shoplift let us know...thanx!
- lasagne!!! oooh spread the yum...
- weeeeeeekenders (i wish MY head was full of juicy tropical goodness)
- simmos (that rhymes marge and u know it rhymes ADMIT IT!!)
- Duffman (OH yeah!)
- the chinnerys!!!! fluid, recuse, WE SALUTE YOU
- THE BRUSH!!!! yeeeeeah man!
- BASEketball!! (Steeeeeve Perry! i heard ur mom was goin out with SQUEAK!!!!)
- rathergood! and weebl and bob!!! *thanx james. can i call you james? well actually my name's clive...* geniarse!
- Mai ia HIIIIII need i say more!!! random romanian songs rule! dragostea din tei....
- vork!
- rhythm! it's a dancer its a source of madness, you can feel it everywhere! #lift your hands and voices free you mind and join us you can feel it in the air WOAH!!!! its a passion!!#
- love shack baby!!
- Kaiser Chiefs!! #we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one#
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Things That Should Die...
- babycakes bloody get out of my head! aaaargh!
- peter andre. yes we know you still exist unfortunately
- bo fucking selecta
- the mole on enrique inglesiarse's face (although i have been informed that it has been removed)
- the ducktoy song (wahow wahow wahow fuck off!)
- lord of the rings! arse-numbingly boring thank god the last one is here! horray and lord of the rings will be no more...
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